Dimana Letak Akal?

Seorang wanita cantik berkendara motor dengan santai menerabas lampu merah sebuah perempatan. Hanya dibutuhkan beberapa menit saja polisi mampu menyusul dan menghentikannya.

“Apakah saudara tidak melihat lampu merah?”, tanya sang polisi.

“Saya lihat, Pak”

“Lalu kenapa saudara tidak berhenti?”

“lha wong saya tidak melihat Bapak”

“Jadi saudara hanya patuh kalau melihat saya?”

“Lebih tepatnya, saya biasa berhenti untuk sekedar menatap wajah ganteng Bapak”

“Lain kali hati-hati, ya. Silahkan jalan”

Sebuah ungkapan : Ketampanan seorang laki-laki terletak pada akalnya, sedang akal wanita ada pada kecantikannya

Ujian Anatomi

Suatu hari di Fakultas Kedokteran Hewan UGM sedang berlangsung ujian anatomi tubuh binatang. Ujian kali ini susah banget. Mahasiswa harus bisa menentukan jenis atau nama serangga dari potongan-potongan kaki yang diberikan si dosen.

Dua jam sudah berlalu. Tak ada satu mahasiswa pun yang mampu menjawab soal ujian. Seorang mahasiswa yang bete abis, memutuskan untuk keluar ruangan. Saking kesalnya dia keluar sambil membanting pintu.

“B r a a a a k k k k k !!!!”

Seisi ruang ujian kaget. Si dosen pun marah besar.

“Hey! Seenaknya saja kamu membanting pintu! Siapa nama kamu???!!!” teriak profesor anatomi itu.

Si mahasiswa yang sudah terlanjur berada di luar segera menjulurkan kakinya ke pintu sambil berkata,

“Nih kaki saya, Prof. Coba tebak siapa nama saya?”

(edited form some stories)

25 Sweetest Things Vs 1 Question

some emails brought fairly good tips. a list of 25 “things” women suggest men to do. here they are :

1. Smell her hair

2. Talk to her in movie theaters

3. Hold her hand while you talk

4. Tell her she looks pretty

5. Look her in the eye when you talk to her

6. Tell her stupid jokes

7. Let her mess with your hair

8. Just walk around with her

9. Look at her like she’s the only girl you see

10. Tickle her Even if she says stop

11. When she starts swearing at you, tell her u love her

12. Let her fall asleep in your arms

13. Get her mad, then kiss her

14. Tease her…Let her tease you back

15. Kiss her enough, but don’t over kiss her

15. Stay up with her all night when she’s sick

16. Watch her favorite movie

17. Kiss her forehead

18. Write her letters

19. If she asks you to go to a show with her, go

20. Let her wear your clothes

21. When she’s sad, hang out with her

22. Buy her ice cream

23. Let her take all the photos of u she wants

24. Kiss her in the rain and when u fall in love with her, tell her

25. What ever she says, just say : yes!

those things believed (by women, of course) to be the sweetest things a man can do. it’s okey, no problem. as those are not difficult tasks.

but certainly those things leave a question in men’s minds : “if we ought to do all those things, so you women tell us when we have enough time to watch football matches ?!!”

well, especially for the Liverpudlians hehehehe….